Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Who Are You?



We interrupt this...this, whatever the hell this thing is...x-rated blog, if you will, to report, comment, wank, etc. on this remarkably beautiful and busty coed who's talents extend beyond any academic achievements.





Whoever she is, porn valley must find her asap and provide some kind of lucrative deal to get her performing under the hot lights of a porn set.

The chosen male star should actually - in my humble opinion - pay the studio to fuck her.

And, although the video footage has made the rounds, it probably hasn't gotten the attention it
deserves - as it is definitely one of the most entertaining pieces of erotica you will see. Not to
mention, accomplishing all that without showing any genitalia what so ever.

Hmm, something to ponder.

That being said, it is more than likely that this cutie never intended this footage to be viewed by the public, and that we are all the beneficiaries of (in all likelyhood) her douchebag ex-boyfriend. You see, I don't really want to condone that sort of thing, but I would hate to miss out on those swaying knockers. Nor would I want to dour anyone else's festive mood with any moral diatribe, whether they be festive on account of holiday cheer or the sheer pleasure of watching those breasts sway to and fro...to and fro...

What's a perv to do?

In any case, what an erotic fantasy it would make: to see our busty beauty bopped to bliss as those beautiful boobs bounce beatifically. (Note: blogger is an aliteration freak).

So, yes - I think I speak for the entire perv community when I say:  we'd like to see some porn
stud peel off those pink panties and fuck her.

And treat her good; we want her to have an orgasm (or maybe, two!) for chrissake.

P.S.  Damn! Those titties...!!!
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Tanner Mayes is the Queen of Sex.

And henceforth, Tanner was so dubbed...

and men across the land did dine well on her beautiful pussy...

and she did cry out in wanton lust: "FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME HARD!!!"

and they did fuck her brains out 'til they could fuck no more...

and buckets of cum did rain down on her tongue, face, and pretty little titties...

and there was much rejoicing!


Even if Tanner never does another porn scene - and she's been inactive for about a year - She's still the best a-cup starlet of all time. Judging by the photo below (and not the one above) Tanner has been sucking more on the crackpipe, than on the male organ.



Which is a tragedy.

Long live the Queen...

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Remy Lacroix "Gets It"

When Remy dos her bikini dance, I just want to splash her with jizz...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!!!!


Remy gets it as much as anyone  - perhaps in the back door more than she should...

But that's not what I mean.

I was checking out some trailers for Tanlines - one of her flicks from a while back and there's Remy again teasing the fuck out of me in a colorful bikini that fits just right - and she's coming out of the pool with that bikini bottom just barely covering her pretty little pussy.

She's doing that thing she does and you can't wait to see some dick come in and fuck her to one moaning orgasm after another. But that's just your typical Remy scene. 

We all remember her Hula-hoop dance from Remy and she put on a similar bikini-clad seduction in Remy 2. She can make your cock hard with just a smile - she's Remy.

Then, of course, there's that beautiful booty. And that perfect pussy.

Some lucky fuck's cock is plunging in and out of one of the most enticing pussies porn has ever scene.


It occured to me that if I ever got a chance to fuck her, I'd probably blow my load twice before I could get my head between her legs.

That's sex at its absolute, mind-blowing best: when your fucking with your head as much as
your dick. Nobody in porn plays the mind game of sex better than Remy Lacroix. She just teases the fuck out of you.

If I had her digits, I might just sext her a picture of my hard cock right now - just to tease her!

She might just dig it.

 - JK  
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Saturday, November 2, 2013

The Bernice Thread



I can't get enough of this hottie from Hungary. She's got the sexiest, natural body you'll ever want to see: perfect natural breasts, a nice round ass, and a fantastic, eminently-lickable, clean-shaven pussy.

No I'm not talkin about her cat.

Bernice lasciviously licks this dick which has just covered her face in cum!
This girly can ride a dick with any other vixen in porn. Her reverse cowgirl ride in Pound It was awesome. She bounces on a cock for a good 6-7 minutes, stopping only to climax.

Inexplicably, this dude suddenly stops fucking Bernice to go for a swim - WTF?   


Recently, she has ventured into some anal/DP scenes, but she really shines in straight, one-on-one sex scenes; where she can show off her hot bikini body and where she can really get into the sex. Check out PornPro's Sea View Sex for some more Bernice bikini-clad fucking.

I wish she would hook up with a production company like Private, where we would get to see Bernice fucked on a far away beach somewhere; or see her pussy licked poolside at an exotic resort. She's at her best sexually with a scenic backdrop.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Dillion Harper - on the Brink!

Erik Everhard is going to make Dillion cum - hard!!!





Of porn super-stardom, that is.

Seems like cutie Dillion Harper has definitely found fucking on camera to her liking, especially the way it looks in the above screenshot. She seems almost surprised that a huge cock is pumping her tight, shaven pussy. Its like she's saying "Oh my god this dick is so huge!! I can't believe its fucking me to a mind-blowing orgasm!!! Here I go... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

If you're a fan of Dillion's work, you've seen her enjoy many such on-screen climaxes: her perfectly round breasts bouncing about her petite frame and her lovely voice moaning "Oh yes, its so big!! fuck me harder, please!!! I'm going to cum!!!!!"

I would love to here Dillion's story. I'm betting she was a high school nerd who discovered fucking one day; loved it, and decided to make a living at it! Geek or not, Dillion's got one of the hottest bodies in porn today. All natural as far as I can tell. I love the way her tan lines highlight her beautiful titties and that very nice, ever-lickable pussy!

Dillion's star continues to rise and she even got the lion's share of Manuel Ferrara's cock in the recent reverse gang-bang scene - getting the Ferrara spoon-fuck while a half dozen or so other females looked on and played with each other. Look for Manuel to fuck Dillion in one of his next "Raw" series scenes. Peter North has also enjoyed sinking his pole into Dillion - who is well under half his age!

Dillion's dad probably jerked off to some Peter North porn back in the 80's

Anyhow, I can't see enough of this vixen - here's hoping for many more Dillion high-energy fuck scenes in the future.

BTW - what the hell kind of name is Dillion for a porn superstar????

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Mick Blue is Fucking Great!

Hailing from Austria, the venerable, veteran cocksmith Mick Blue  has been around the porn world since the turn of the millenium and has compiled an impressive career for himself. Not to mention a pretty good time for his female co-stars.

All right, I don't even know the guy - he may be an asshole for all I know. Having mind-blowing sex with some of the hottest women in the world can have that effect on a guy.


Bree Olson is talking shit to Mick Blue while riding his cock to glory (above). Later, she gets off again - taking a     spoon-fashion fuck from Mr. Blue while frigging herself to a climax (below) in a Brazzers "Big Tits in Sports" episode.

But the simple fact is: Mick Blue, at the age of  37, has been absolutely at his pussy-pumping
best of late; taking on all women coming his way and consistently fucking them to orgasmic
joy. After 1300 scenes, there is nary a woman in porn since the year 2000 that hasn't enjoyed
being spoon-fucked or enjoyed a powerful climax while in the power of his excellent
cunnilingus skills.

Lexi Swallow strains for release as Mick Blue licks away at her pussy - bringing her to a powerful orgasm. Scene from "Hard Bodies" (Elegant Angel).















Lexi matches every thrust of his hard cock as they move on  to some hard-pounding intercourse!
Despite some gray hair sprouting, the guy is in animal shape and can still fuck such youngsters as Naomi West, Rikki Six, Jessie Andrews, Molly Bennett, and Presley Hart without it being completely...well, pedophilic - shall we say.




Since the start of 2011, Mick has appeared in well over 100 scenes per year - and 2013 isn'teven over yet. The guy works for every studio out there - New Sensations, Private, RealityGang, Elegant Angel, Zero Tolerance...- you name it. He even directs: about 150 titles to his credit there. Mick can fuck a girl silly in any position. but has become a virtuoso of the spoon position. 


His fucking in movies like "She's So Cute #4" (with Naomi West) and "Hard Bodies" (with Lexi Swallow) take his female companions on a wild ride to total sexual satisfaction, with his cock plunging in and out of their young boxes as orgasm after orgasm showers over them! 
Without a lot of noteriety, Blue has become one of the most reliable cocksmiths around. Not to mention - with 1300+ scenes to his resume - one of the most prolific.

Juicy Pearl makes the mistake of taking out Mick Blue's dick and sucking it to full hardness. He goes on to throttle her perfect punani before offering her up a Pearl necklace.



More Mick Blue pussy preeminence: Jessie Andrews (left); Nikki Delano (center) and Capri Anderson (right)

Friday, September 27, 2013

Lets own up about Mark Ashley


From time to time, we need to give credit to the male talent, even though the privilege of fucking the hottest and most sexual women in the world should be reward enough.

Although it may or may not be time to bid adieu, it is certainly time for recognition for one of the hardest working (if you can call it that) and most unheralded performers of all time.

The first time I saw the guy (probably one of the early Barely Legal movies), I hated 'em - reminded me of one of the dudes from Mallrats. I kept expecting either Jay or Silent Bob to appear and start double-teaming the chick.

Ashley came into his own in the early 2000's on the New Sensations label doing gonzo scenes with basically no dialogue (I don't think the guy sees himself as an actor). His exceptional sexual skill came to the fore and girls were cumming over and over again at the mercy of his excellent cunnilingus skills and his relentless, pussy-pumping cock!. Ashley scenes also feature a good deal of foreplay. When it came time to fuck, the girl was wet and willing. That's when his huge, curved dick took over  - and would fuck his female partners into multiple orgasm.

Ashley was - and still is - the master of the missionary position:  girl  on her back, legs in the air,  watching that huge cock thrust in and out of her dripping wet  pussy - driving her into a sexual frenzy and fucking her to powerful climaxes. Leaving them yearning for more of his hard-thrusting cock! Like Sunny Lane in the scene above (from Whale Tail #1 from Smash Pictures).

I would be remiss if I didn't say that his scenes are virtually devoid of any misogyny or disrespect. In other words, if all women were fucked the way Mark Ashley fucks them, there would be a lot more sex going on.

Recently he has been missing in action and has turned his attention to a little known Wordpress blog that, nonetheless, contain some interesting insights on the state of fuckfilm affairs. He chimes in on some of the politics of the industry - such as recent government mandates requiring condoms for male performers.

Although, from reading the blog, it would seem like he does have a bit of a chip on his shoulder, his points are eloquent and well-considered.

And he does seem like a genuinely good guy.

You can check it out at:

http://www.markashleyxxx.com/