Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Who Are You?



We interrupt this...this, whatever the hell this thing is...x-rated blog, if you will, to report, comment, wank, etc. on this remarkably beautiful and busty coed who's talents extend beyond any academic achievements.





Whoever she is, porn valley must find her asap and provide some kind of lucrative deal to get her performing under the hot lights of a porn set.

The chosen male star should actually - in my humble opinion - pay the studio to fuck her.

And, although the video footage has made the rounds, it probably hasn't gotten the attention it
deserves - as it is definitely one of the most entertaining pieces of erotica you will see. Not to
mention, accomplishing all that without showing any genitalia what so ever.

Hmm, something to ponder.

That being said, it is more than likely that this cutie never intended this footage to be viewed by the public, and that we are all the beneficiaries of (in all likelyhood) her douchebag ex-boyfriend. You see, I don't really want to condone that sort of thing, but I would hate to miss out on those swaying knockers. Nor would I want to dour anyone else's festive mood with any moral diatribe, whether they be festive on account of holiday cheer or the sheer pleasure of watching those breasts sway to and fro...to and fro...

What's a perv to do?

In any case, what an erotic fantasy it would make: to see our busty beauty bopped to bliss as those beautiful boobs bounce beatifically. (Note: blogger is an aliteration freak).

So, yes - I think I speak for the entire perv community when I say:  we'd like to see some porn
stud peel off those pink panties and fuck her.

And treat her good; we want her to have an orgasm (or maybe, two!) for chrissake.

P.S.  Damn! Those titties...!!!
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Sunday, December 8, 2013

Tanner Mayes is the Queen of Sex.

And henceforth, Tanner was so dubbed...

and men across the land did dine well on her beautiful pussy...

and she did cry out in wanton lust: "FUCK ME!!! FUCK ME HARD!!!"

and they did fuck her brains out 'til they could fuck no more...

and buckets of cum did rain down on her tongue, face, and pretty little titties...

and there was much rejoicing!


Even if Tanner never does another porn scene - and she's been inactive for about a year - She's still the best a-cup starlet of all time. Judging by the photo below (and not the one above) Tanner has been sucking more on the crackpipe, than on the male organ.



Which is a tragedy.

Long live the Queen...

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Remy Lacroix "Gets It"

When Remy dos her bikini dance, I just want to splash her with jizz...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  Fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk!!!!


Remy gets it as much as anyone  - perhaps in the back door more than she should...

But that's not what I mean.

I was checking out some trailers for Tanlines - one of her flicks from a while back and there's Remy again teasing the fuck out of me in a colorful bikini that fits just right - and she's coming out of the pool with that bikini bottom just barely covering her pretty little pussy.

She's doing that thing she does and you can't wait to see some dick come in and fuck her to one moaning orgasm after another. But that's just your typical Remy scene. 

We all remember her Hula-hoop dance from Remy and she put on a similar bikini-clad seduction in Remy 2. She can make your cock hard with just a smile - she's Remy.

Then, of course, there's that beautiful booty. And that perfect pussy.

Some lucky fuck's cock is plunging in and out of one of the most enticing pussies porn has ever scene.


It occured to me that if I ever got a chance to fuck her, I'd probably blow my load twice before I could get my head between her legs.

That's sex at its absolute, mind-blowing best: when your fucking with your head as much as
your dick. Nobody in porn plays the mind game of sex better than Remy Lacroix. She just teases the fuck out of you.

If I had her digits, I might just sext her a picture of my hard cock right now - just to tease her!

She might just dig it.

 - JK  
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Saturday, November 2, 2013

The Bernice Thread



I can't get enough of this hottie from Hungary. She's got the sexiest, natural body you'll ever want to see: perfect natural breasts, a nice round ass, and a fantastic, eminently-lickable, clean-shaven pussy.

No I'm not talkin about her cat.

Bernice lasciviously licks this dick which has just covered her face in cum!
This girly can ride a dick with any other vixen in porn. Her reverse cowgirl ride in Pound It was awesome. She bounces on a cock for a good 6-7 minutes, stopping only to climax.

Inexplicably, this dude suddenly stops fucking Bernice to go for a swim - WTF?   


Recently, she has ventured into some anal/DP scenes, but she really shines in straight, one-on-one sex scenes; where she can show off her hot bikini body and where she can really get into the sex. Check out PornPro's Sea View Sex for some more Bernice bikini-clad fucking.

I wish she would hook up with a production company like Private, where we would get to see Bernice fucked on a far away beach somewhere; or see her pussy licked poolside at an exotic resort. She's at her best sexually with a scenic backdrop.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Dillion Harper - on the Brink!

Erik Everhard is going to make Dillion cum - hard!!!





Of porn super-stardom, that is.

Seems like cutie Dillion Harper has definitely found fucking on camera to her liking, especially the way it looks in the above screenshot. She seems almost surprised that a huge cock is pumping her tight, shaven pussy. Its like she's saying "Oh my god this dick is so huge!! I can't believe its fucking me to a mind-blowing orgasm!!! Here I go... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

If you're a fan of Dillion's work, you've seen her enjoy many such on-screen climaxes: her perfectly round breasts bouncing about her petite frame and her lovely voice moaning "Oh yes, its so big!! fuck me harder, please!!! I'm going to cum!!!!!"

I would love to here Dillion's story. I'm betting she was a high school nerd who discovered fucking one day; loved it, and decided to make a living at it! Geek or not, Dillion's got one of the hottest bodies in porn today. All natural as far as I can tell. I love the way her tan lines highlight her beautiful titties and that very nice, ever-lickable pussy!

Dillion's star continues to rise and she even got the lion's share of Manuel Ferrara's cock in the recent reverse gang-bang scene - getting the Ferrara spoon-fuck while a half dozen or so other females looked on and played with each other. Look for Manuel to fuck Dillion in one of his next "Raw" series scenes. Peter North has also enjoyed sinking his pole into Dillion - who is well under half his age!

Dillion's dad probably jerked off to some Peter North porn back in the 80's

Anyhow, I can't see enough of this vixen - here's hoping for many more Dillion high-energy fuck scenes in the future.

BTW - what the hell kind of name is Dillion for a porn superstar????

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Mick Blue is Fucking Great!

Hailing from Austria, the venerable, veteran cocksmith Mick Blue  has been around the porn world since the turn of the millenium and has compiled an impressive career for himself. Not to mention a pretty good time for his female co-stars.

All right, I don't even know the guy - he may be an asshole for all I know. Having mind-blowing sex with some of the hottest women in the world can have that effect on a guy.


Bree Olson is talking shit to Mick Blue while riding his cock to glory (above). Later, she gets off again - taking a     spoon-fashion fuck from Mr. Blue while frigging herself to a climax (below) in a Brazzers "Big Tits in Sports" episode.

But the simple fact is: Mick Blue, at the age of  37, has been absolutely at his pussy-pumping
best of late; taking on all women coming his way and consistently fucking them to orgasmic
joy. After 1300 scenes, there is nary a woman in porn since the year 2000 that hasn't enjoyed
being spoon-fucked or enjoyed a powerful climax while in the power of his excellent
cunnilingus skills.

Lexi Swallow strains for release as Mick Blue licks away at her pussy - bringing her to a powerful orgasm. Scene from "Hard Bodies" (Elegant Angel).















Lexi matches every thrust of his hard cock as they move on  to some hard-pounding intercourse!
Despite some gray hair sprouting, the guy is in animal shape and can still fuck such youngsters as Naomi West, Rikki Six, Jessie Andrews, Molly Bennett, and Presley Hart without it being completely...well, pedophilic - shall we say.




Since the start of 2011, Mick has appeared in well over 100 scenes per year - and 2013 isn'teven over yet. The guy works for every studio out there - New Sensations, Private, RealityGang, Elegant Angel, Zero Tolerance...- you name it. He even directs: about 150 titles to his credit there. Mick can fuck a girl silly in any position. but has become a virtuoso of the spoon position. 


His fucking in movies like "She's So Cute #4" (with Naomi West) and "Hard Bodies" (with Lexi Swallow) take his female companions on a wild ride to total sexual satisfaction, with his cock plunging in and out of their young boxes as orgasm after orgasm showers over them! 
Without a lot of noteriety, Blue has become one of the most reliable cocksmiths around. Not to mention - with 1300+ scenes to his resume - one of the most prolific.

Juicy Pearl makes the mistake of taking out Mick Blue's dick and sucking it to full hardness. He goes on to throttle her perfect punani before offering her up a Pearl necklace.



More Mick Blue pussy preeminence: Jessie Andrews (left); Nikki Delano (center) and Capri Anderson (right)

Friday, September 27, 2013

Lets own up about Mark Ashley


From time to time, we need to give credit to the male talent, even though the privilege of fucking the hottest and most sexual women in the world should be reward enough.

Although it may or may not be time to bid adieu, it is certainly time for recognition for one of the hardest working (if you can call it that) and most unheralded performers of all time.

The first time I saw the guy (probably one of the early Barely Legal movies), I hated 'em - reminded me of one of the dudes from Mallrats. I kept expecting either Jay or Silent Bob to appear and start double-teaming the chick.

Ashley came into his own in the early 2000's on the New Sensations label doing gonzo scenes with basically no dialogue (I don't think the guy sees himself as an actor). His exceptional sexual skill came to the fore and girls were cumming over and over again at the mercy of his excellent cunnilingus skills and his relentless, pussy-pumping cock!. Ashley scenes also feature a good deal of foreplay. When it came time to fuck, the girl was wet and willing. That's when his huge, curved dick took over  - and would fuck his female partners into multiple orgasm.

Ashley was - and still is - the master of the missionary position:  girl  on her back, legs in the air,  watching that huge cock thrust in and out of her dripping wet  pussy - driving her into a sexual frenzy and fucking her to powerful climaxes. Leaving them yearning for more of his hard-thrusting cock! Like Sunny Lane in the scene above (from Whale Tail #1 from Smash Pictures).

I would be remiss if I didn't say that his scenes are virtually devoid of any misogyny or disrespect. In other words, if all women were fucked the way Mark Ashley fucks them, there would be a lot more sex going on.

Recently he has been missing in action and has turned his attention to a little known Wordpress blog that, nonetheless, contain some interesting insights on the state of fuckfilm affairs. He chimes in on some of the politics of the industry - such as recent government mandates requiring condoms for male performers.

Although, from reading the blog, it would seem like he does have a bit of a chip on his shoulder, his points are eloquent and well-considered.

And he does seem like a genuinely good guy.

You can check it out at:

http://www.markashleyxxx.com/







Tuesday, September 24, 2013

A Tale of Two Porn Stars


While checking out some of Angel's (see pics) scenes from the 80's, I came across the famous bedroom scene with her and Harry Reems. It occured to me that, for a guy who went on to completely shun the porn industry, Harry looks like he's having a whale of a time going to town on these beautiful (and very well made-up) women.

Angel runs the phone over her bush in 'L'Amour'.


I hate to use the word 'hypocritical' - its like a damn cliché. But, I tell you, something about it just doesn't sit right with me. Can one at least acknowledge what a pleasurable experience the below pic must have been - as well as many similar experiences.



Maybe he has - hey, I am not the most informed pundit out there and I am sure Harry had his share of negative experiences in the industry. In particular, that whole imbroglio surrounding the 'Deep Throat' saga. Btw, by several accounts, many in the adult industry (and mainstream, as well), rallied around him regarding his legal situation at the time.


On the flipside, consider John Leslie, a performer of similar note and from the same time period. He has managed to settle into "retirement", at least from performing. At any rate, here is a guy who has had a better time of it.



John Leslie, among a very select few, may be the closest thing to (or best candidate as) an ambassador for adult film.

At least that's my impression.

So what I am thinking is, the porn experience does not necessarily have to be detrimental to one's mental well-being. It may be the flaws in one character that create issues - with regards to their porn experience - that come to the surface later on.

Someone - with a whole lot more eloquence than me - once put it this way:

"While porn may not be empowering, it's not demeaning either. It's just there. It just exists. If you understand what porn is and if you're willing to live with the way society will react to your decision to do porn, there's nothing wrong with it. Nobody should ever let society dictate their self-worth, but at the same time, porn stars do have to be willing to live with the Scarlet Letter society will bestow upon them."

The difference in the way that "scarlet letter" is bestowed on women vs. men is a topic for another day.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Cumming and going - Part 2: Rikki Love

The Best That Never Was: Rikki Love




Rikki Love rides reverse cowgirl - the girl can fuck, no?







The term "Born for Porn" never suited anyone better than it did Rikki Love. One viewing of her scene from 'Naughty College Schoolgirls #50" is definite proof of that - as Mark Ashley pounds away at her for 2o minutes of furious fucking: her schoolgirl skirt up around her waist , her ass in the air, and her legs wide open to allow her shaven box to be impaled by his cock - much to her orgasmic delight. It really is one of the great one-on-one fuck scenes you will see.

Rikki Has her pretty pussy plundered in "Naughty College Schoolgirls 50"



Another scene she did was a 'Cheerleader Auditions' scene, in which she played up the innocent-schoolgirl-taken-advantage-of to the max. A bit over the top, for my taste actually, but the girl loved to role play - and it was pretty fucking sexy. I looked forward to many more such erotic on-screen adventures from this vixen.

However it was not to be. Only a half-dozen scenes or so, then, no more.

A North Jersey babe with a Jewish background, Rikki Love did an interview a while back explaining her entry into the world of adult film:

"I used to be a hooker in Nevada for a while. I worked at a brothel, I found my agent through Craig's List. Really, I always wanted to do porn...I just needed to find my way in. And it all kinda fell together. I got my name cause I used to fuck a girl whose real name was Rikki, and Scott (from Overboard) came up with my last name."

Sounds like a boner-fied pornstar to me (ok, sorry).

So it remains a mystery: how and why this girl disappeared from the XXX scene - after finally finding a way in, not to mention, being a natural at it.

Rikki had a seventies soft-body, natural breasts and, although she looked good to me, I couldn't say she had one of the hottest bodies in porn. Did this have something to do with it? Who knows?

The real Rikki Love has a Facebook page. If you want to find her she can be found - if you look hard enough. I have no idea whether she embraces or rejects her porn past. Maybe neither.

Another starlet who has gone off into obscurity. Walking anonymously among us in North Jersey someplace.

Maybe that's the way it ought to be.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Status of the Top 100...and a Quick Top 10 to Whet your Appetite!

So the Top 100 pornstars of all time - according to Kink Williams - has been a project of which i definitely underestimated the workload involved. Tine frame is still a ways off, as only 20 or so pages are complete. From here on out I intend to abridge slightly the honorees inthe 50 - 100 ranges. I still would like to keep a good deal of content for the Top 25 or so. We'll see, like I said, a work in progress.

Anyhoo - here's a quick appetizer that i came up with the other day:

The Top 10 Celebrities who would Otherwise be Pornstars

A Kink Williams Fantasy

#10 - PJ Soles 
Golden Age starlet - Nice natural breasts.
 Great O-face! ;)



#9 - Kim Cattrall
Nina Hartley's long lost Twin Sister


#8 - Jaime Pressley
Sultry Porn Superstar


#7 - Drew Barrymore
Girl-Next-Door Starlet - a la Jessie Andrews




#6 - Hayden Panettiere
Gonzo Porn Starlet

Britney Spears
Lots of Girl-Girl Action!




#4 - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Anybody remember Jennifer Stewart?



#3 - Tara Reid 
First Ballot AVN Hal-of-Famer!
Despite questionable plastic surgery


 

#2 - Amanda Bynes
What's taking so long?




#1 - Lindsay Lohan
See #2 - Should at least have a sex tape by now...


Monday, September 2, 2013

Kink Williams Invades Tumblr!


Kink Williams brings his version of perversion (like that?) to Tumblr in the form of pics, animated gifs, and the soon to be released Montage...and maybe more...

But don't you think that oughta be enough???

So checkout Bernice's Bikini Fuck and more at:



Sunday, September 1, 2013

Blurred Lines, Indeed.



 Well, I've been thinking about Mark Ashley's commentary on his well-articulated Wordpress blog. One of his points argues against mandatory condom use. His arguments strike me as very similar to  the Second Amendment arguments (i.e. right to bare arms) that have been raging on the east coast after the recent events that have transpired there. It all comes down - more or less - to personal freedoms and the erosion of same as we move forward here in the good ol' U.S.A. One guy I talked to recently confronted the Jehovah's Witnesses with this argument: support the second amendment, cause if you don't the next thing to go are your first amendment rights and so much for your travels from door-to-door. Interesting - a bit over the top - but none the less, thought provoking.

On another issue, I never gave a lot of thought to the fact that only one state in the union has officially legalized the world's oldest profession. It never seemed significant. It always seemed to be around and available (if you so desire) - especially in the asian format if you catch my drift.

Although not legal, it seems like the authorities tended to "look the other way".

As long as it was kept "discrete" - so to speak. It really, really wasn't hurting anybody

But no.

Recently, in this... umm... location where I currently reside, there has been a recent crackdown on these houses of ill repute (google AMP) and done very cleverly - in such a way, in fact, that there's really no way around the law. Who would have thought that lawmakers and government around here could actually be efficient and make remarkably thorough decisions. Too bad they can't do anything that bright (not even close, btw) with the economy around here.

Speaking of the economy, I always thought the George Carlin axiom made a lot of sense: legalize prostitution - and marijuana too - and tax the hell out of it. Presto! additional revenue, and lots of it. Balanced budgets, affordable healthcare, and its like the 90's all over again.

Nope.

Which brings us to the subject of these, well... blurred lines...

First, let me say: dont ask me anything about pop culture. I still dont know when and how we went from Lizzy McGuire to Hannah Montana. In fact, I probably thought they were the same person at one time.

But speaking of Hannah....






Well, here's our hero right above there - doing her thing. Now, if you read this blog at all, you know there's no way in the world that the kinkster would have any issue with this. That being said, and other than the obvious comic appeal that the above photos provide, there are a few questions that could be asked. For example: isn't this just about the top show business personality for the teenage demographic in the entire country? Is there anyone - anyone at all - who could exert more influence on those between the ages of, say, 12-16 years of age (give or take). Needless to say, I think we're gonna get some 13 year-olds "twerking". Then what you think is gona happen?????

But yet, there it is. Pretty lurid stuff, too, if you haven't seen it (which I doubt). Betcha her agent told her to pull something like this.

So what are we talking about here? What am I getting at?

Point is: haven't we heard enough morality arguments?

Can't we lose our anal-retentive attitude towards sexuality, in general, in this country?

Is there any doubt that its a losing battle? You'd have a better shot in the war against marijuana, wouldn't you say?

Sexual freedom? Get over yourself and just say yes. If its good enough for Miley, its good enough for me. Like religious freedom.

And Mark Ashley shouldn't have to wear a condom if he doesn't want to - as long as its ok with his female costar and as long as he's getting blood tests - which I assume he is.

A  far as I'm concerned, I dont want to drive across the country to Las Vegas and pay $5000.00 to fuck Sunny Lane at the Bunny Ranch. Lets ease up and relax the rules over here a bit. There'd be less road rage.

By the way, folks, I do believe in being discrete - although you may doubt it so. But you know what?

Looking at the ... um ... "activities" above,  it doesn't seem like we're being discrete anyway.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013

The Joy of the Gif!


To the adult webmaster - better known as the online perv - the gif has become an essential part of the art form. A well-designed gif can be better than a video. For example, in the below gif it looks like this guy's dick is bouncing off the perfectly round ass of Suzy Diamond nonstop, despite a small hitch in the gif.




In the world of the gif, Suzy is getting fucked now and forevermore - or at least until she passes out.


Here's an outstanding gif created by another geezer - very impressive work:


Even more impressive is the dude on her floor that gets to fuck her; I mean really fuck the shit out of her. Make those big breasts bounce around from the fucking. Make them swing up and down...ok enough.

Here's a pretty good gif from the Kink Williams Collection. Evan Stone has Bree Olsen face down on the lawn and is furiously fucking away on poor little Bree. In the world of the gif, there is no stopping that pumping penis - it will perpetually pound that pretty pussy.


One thing that makes a good gif is that you can't tell where the loop starts and ends; its just a non-stop fuckstravaganza!