Thursday, August 29, 2013

Friday, August 23, 2013

The Joy of the Gif!


To the adult webmaster - better known as the online perv - the gif has become an essential part of the art form. A well-designed gif can be better than a video. For example, in the below gif it looks like this guy's dick is bouncing off the perfectly round ass of Suzy Diamond nonstop, despite a small hitch in the gif.




In the world of the gif, Suzy is getting fucked now and forevermore - or at least until she passes out.


Here's an outstanding gif created by another geezer - very impressive work:


Even more impressive is the dude on her floor that gets to fuck her; I mean really fuck the shit out of her. Make those big breasts bounce around from the fucking. Make them swing up and down...ok enough.

Here's a pretty good gif from the Kink Williams Collection. Evan Stone has Bree Olsen face down on the lawn and is furiously fucking away on poor little Bree. In the world of the gif, there is no stopping that pumping penis - it will perpetually pound that pretty pussy.


One thing that makes a good gif is that you can't tell where the loop starts and ends; its just a non-stop fuckstravaganza!



Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Who is Jakeline Teen?

Nacho puts his face to best possible use.

Jakeline Teen roars as her young love box is pumped by the veteran crank of Nacho Vidal



We interrupt this - whatever the hell this is -  blog, I guess, for this special report: just who is this Jakeline Teen and why is Nacho Vidal the only one that gets to FUCK HER.  I see only only (2) credits on iafd.com and both times the Spaniard is the lucky bastard who is porking that comely cooze!

Somehow the intruder has made his way into the bedroom of the young teen and his intentions are anything but honorable. The young temptress seduces the seasoned cocksmith with a sensual dance in her cute blue miniskirt. This is way too much for our hero - the next thing you know his face is buried in her ass (see above) and, from there, things just get completely out of control!

The ultimate perv, Nacho always puts on a show. If he ever shows up in any of those "celebrity rehab" reality TV deals - I'm tuning in! The first thing he would do is fuck every chick in the place - including nurses and any other staff, as well as the inmates. The situation would basically degenerate from there.

Dr Drew would be at his wits end.

But the start of this show is the irresistably cute, young skank from Spain who loves to fuck! You can visit her at:

twitter.com/jakeline_teen

And, if you can, please fuck her on video. Tired of seeing the Nacho's dick sliding in and out of that pretty pussy.

And tell her I'm sorry for calling her a skank... its just porn - for effect - you know...

Adult Industry doomed?

File sharing sites, like the one above, seem to be a nuisance to the adult industry

Boy oh boy, could we spend a few pages on this topic. Personally, I'd prefer to talk about the talent out there: who's a great starlet or star and why.

However, in a word, the answer to the question asked above is: No - and a pretty definitive one, at that.

If anything, the proliferation of online material has promoted the industry more than anyone realizes. Possibly opening up more opportunity.

Seems to me, advertising has made the biggest gains. How many pop-ups do you encounter, Mr/Mrs./Miss Porn-viewer, on a given site. Lots, I'd imagine.

Not like it was in the 80's, is it? Frankly, I'm surprised you can still purchase magazines in convenience stores these days. Used to be big bucks at magazine stands as recent as some 15 years ago. Your local adult video rental store owner is also taking it on the chin. But, hey, even Blockbuster is closing stores left and right.

All that being said, you can actually look up statistics on how much porn is viewed these days and it is quite staggering. Btw, the largest viewing group seems also to be the higher income folks - those making $75k +.

Hey, just check the browsing history of your co-workers laptop and see if you don't see something like: Eve Lawrence takes massive facial cumshot.

The revenue distribution in the industry has shifted. It will be up to Mr/Mrs./Miss Adult-industry-worker to adapt and survive. Sounds a little like business everywhere these days, No?

Monday, August 19, 2013

Cumming and Going - Kelly O'Rion

Kelly Orion takes a reluctant cumshot in two separate scenes: Mark Davis creams her (above) then a pair of dicks cover her face in goo (below)



This lovely brunette graced the porn scene in the late 90's, working mostly for the Silverstone Video studio. I don't believe her heart was into it, however, as you can pretty much see from the above photos.

Kelly O'Rion was so hot that it didn't matter.

There are multiple accounts of her hours late for shoots and according to those same sources, she lasted only a few weeks as an adult film actress. She probably made as many box covers as scenes in porn.

Incredibly, after more than 10 years she is still remembered. Mostly for these less-than-enthusiastic jizz shots.

That makes Kelly O'Rion our Cum and Gone porn starlet of the 90's.

Next up, our missing-in-action vixen of the 2000's....

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Nick Manning...in your face!!!!


Its Nick Manning! Fucking away!!! Riding his woman with endless passion. Thrusting his manhood relentlessly into her moist depths as orgasm after orgasm washes over her in a sea of endless ecstasy. You can almost hear her cries of wanton lust as the great Manning takes her again and again - to a place of never before felt euphoria. Riding high within her - plunging in and out of her inundated pussy until the point of absolute bliss, then...

DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKIN' FACE!!!!!
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


But seriously, folks, what are we gonna do with this guy? Or better yet, where do you stand, Mr/Miss/Mrs. Porn Watcher, on the most controversial performer this side of Ron Jeremy?

Its all entertainment folks - like pro wrestling - take it or leave it. The guy is that - if nothing else. Entertaining.

I have spent many an evening at a local AMP, doing my best Nick Manning - Okay, maybe not that over the top - but close. Plus having to cum in a rubber kind of takes "dropping loads" out of play. Anyway, fucking is fun, and that enjoyment is certainly reflected in the Manning repertoire.

Hey, you're fucking away on Brittany Skye (as our boy is above btw), what are you going to say: "that's a pleasurable sensation"????.

The Manning website is definitely a cut above the average pornstar's site and if you have any interest at all, you ought to check it out.

http://www.nickmanning.me/#!

I have to admit I was a bit taken aback by some of the dialogue, including the following insite: "I believe that everything that happens to me is because God is punishing me". (!)

And I thought I was the only nutbar who thought like this...

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Rikki Six Is the Portrait of the Perfect Pornstar

Look at the Tits on Rikki Six!


If you had to make a porn starlet from scratch, She'd probably look just like Rikki Six - a 5'-7" blonde barbie doll with perfectly enhanced breasts, blue eyes, a clean-shaven pussy and an attitude that seems to ask "when is someone going to fuck me?".

Rikki has been getting fucked quite a bit in 2013. Having started out in the typical fashion: softcore, girl-girl and then moving on to hardcore recently, Rikki (previously known as Bailey Sky) has accumulated close to fifty credits to her porn career - maybe more if you include all her work on the web. As far as her magnificent kitty is concerned, Evan Stone, Jules Jordan, and Alex Gonz have all had the pleasure. As has Mick Blue, who gets special merit for lasting a good half hour's worth of fucking and sucking on her inviting love box in the recommended "Invading my Privacy". Our boy invades quite a bit more: fucking away on  Rikki and pumping that pretty little pussy to a healthy climax.

Rikki is probably the most "born for porn" startlet to come on the scene since Brittney Skye.